114 Movie Quotes about Accidents (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

Memorable quotes about accidents, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead, but when I fell over I just broke my leg, and got a hemorrhage in my head.

Quote from Billy Madison

82 Each year during deer season, many hunters are accidentally shot by their fellow hunters who carelessly shoot at anything that moves without first seeing if it has antlers.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

83 All right, we're sorry, kid. It was an accident. -I guess I put too much uranium in it.

Quote from The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show

84 How did it happen? -I think they were on their way to a funeral.

Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No

85 Oh! Oh! Oh! -What's the matter? -Oh, nothing. Nothing much. My head just fell off, that's all.

Roland Young as Uncle Willie in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

86 An accident. Knocked over by a car, here in front of the house. Have seen it myself. Killed at once, immediately. Already in hell, or in heaven.

Quote from The Third Man (1949)

87 You'll kill 60000 people uselessly. -American motorists kill that many every two years.

Auric Goldfinger in Goldfinger

88 Have you been motoring on them slippery roads, sir?

Quote from The Invisible Man (1933)

89 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

90 I knew those brakes were going. I should have had them fixed. There's just no time. I mean, everything's always too fast. My whole life has always been like that, too fast.

Quote from The Master (1984)