Ace Ventura: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Movie quotes spoken by Ace Ventura, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 But if I am mistaken, if the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be... then, my friend she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

22 Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

23 Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

24 Would you like an ashtray? -I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

25 Excuse me. I'd like to _ you a few questions.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

26 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

27 Oh, yeah, the _.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

28 Whoa, jeez. Oh. For the love of Pete! People are real friendly around here. Whoa!

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

29 First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's _ and became insanely jealous.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

30 And one hell of a model American.

Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective