Adam Sandler Movie Quotes & Lines – 250 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Adam Sandler, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 What is this? A torture device? A secret mind controller? You won't read my thoughts. I won't let you.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

2 Or I will track you down and suck every ounce of blood from your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

3 The truth is, I don't even know if humans are bad any more.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

4 Ohh! It's taking my soul!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

5 So, Dracula doesn't drink blood? -No, I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

6 And they are wearing less clothing, allowing more movement to strangle us, or cut open our heads and put candy in them.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

7 Evil villain, you will never win!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

8 What weapons are you keeping in this container? Your pitchforks?

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

9 I've never said that in my life. Bleh, bleh-bleh. I don't know where that comes from.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

10 I mean, because he needs time to plan. And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning. He is company-keeping, and then the plan, it's... it doesn't get planned.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania