Adam Sandler Movie Quotes & Lines – 210 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 What is this? A torture device? A secret mind controller? You won't read my thoughts. I won't let you.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

2 So, Dracula doesn't drink blood? -No, I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

3 Or I will track you down and suck every ounce of blood from your body until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

4 The truth is, I don't even know if humans are bad any more.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

5 And they are wearing less clothing, allowing more movement to strangle us, or cut open our heads and put candy in them.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

6 Evil villain, you will never win!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

7 What weapons are you keeping in this container? Your pitchforks?

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

8 Ohh! It's taking my soul!

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

9 I've never said that in my life. Bleh, bleh-bleh. I don't know where that comes from.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

10 I mean, because he needs time to plan. And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning. He is company-keeping, and then the plan, it's... it doesn't get planned.

As Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania