Adam Sandler: 250 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 11

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Adam Sandler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

101 I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba. Go by the seesaw, smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about? -I have a bellybutton.

As Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

102 I, like, got the biggest crush on Brooke Shields. And my grandma told me I should write her a letter, you know, so I did. And I got a letter back from Brooke like 2 weeks later, but it was in my grandmother's handwriting.

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

103 You better relax, Bob.

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

104 I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive.

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

105 Anybody I get close to dies. If I were you, I'd run.

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

106 Julia's last name's gonna be Gulia. Julia Gulia. That's funny.

As Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

107 That makes a lot of sense. All that other stuff was ridiculous, but that made a lot of sense.

As Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

108 Maybe by leaving her predictions vague and generalized, there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

109 I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was _, it was a goddamn joke.

As Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

110 I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend?

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)