Andrew Keir: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Would I ride 50 kilometers in this filthy weather if it were none of my concern?

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

2 Garlic, to keep out the Bogeyman. There is no Bogeyman anymore, and if there was this wouldn't keep him out.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

3 Ah! That's better. Fortunately, my calling still allows me the luxury of a warm posterior. One of the few pleasures left in life.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

4 Pleasure in this life is important. Well, what are the alternatives? Hellfire and brimstone or...

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

5 No, I'm sure the warming of one's backside in front an open fire, and mulled claret aren't part of the Grand Design. No, these are earthly pleasures to be enjoyed while one is able.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

6 He can be traced to his resting place during the daylight hours, and there staked through the heart. He can be exposed to the direct rays of the sun. Running water will drown him. The cross will burn him. He is not invulnerable.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

7 It will be daylight soon. Already he will be thinking of returning to his coffin.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

8 Because it is not on the map doesn't mean it does not exist. Stay away from it. Ladies.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

9 Then... I must kill him. -Not kill. He is already dead. He is an undead, Mr. Kent. He can be destroyed, but not killed.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

10 Flies, Ludwig? -A small aperitif, Father Sandor. It will soon be dinner.

As Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness