9 Movie Quotes about Avocado (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about avocado, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 We don't have a corkscrew. -All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel... Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

Stephen Baldwin in Half Baked

2 Do you know that Florida is the greatest state in the Union? -Is it? -Take its climate. No, we took that. Take its fruits, take the alligator pears. Take all the alligator pears and keep 'em. See if I care.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

3 I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

Stephen Root as Milton Waddams in Office Space

4 Do you know how alligator pears are made? -Haven't the slightest idea. -There you are. That's because you've never been an alligator, and don't let it happen again.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

5 Woman, when my temperature rise and then I go for her thighs and then I see guacamole in my shoes.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 Guacamole in my shoe...

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

7 Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

8 It's got a hot salsa, avocados, cilantro mixed with your choice of beans, chicken, beef or pork.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part II

9 Do you know how many alligator pears are sent out of this state every year and told not to come back? -I don't think I do. -All they can get a hold of.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

9 Movie Quotes about Avocado (+ Sound Clips)

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