9 Movie Quotes about Avocado (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about avocado, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 We don't have a corkscrew. -All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel... Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

Stephen Baldwin in Half Baked

2 Do you know that Florida is the greatest state in the Union? -Is it? -Take its climate. No, we took that. Take its fruits, take the alligator pears. Take all the alligator pears and keep 'em. See if I care.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

3 I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

Milton Waddams in Office Space

4 Do you know how alligator pears are made? -Haven't the slightest idea. -There you are. That's because you've never been an alligator, and don't let it happen again.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

5 Woman, when my temperature rise and then I go for her thighs and then I see guacamole in my shoes.

Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 Guacamole in my shoe...

Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

7 Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?

Quote from Step Brothers (2008)

8 It's got a hot salsa, avocados, cilantro mixed with your choice of beans, chicken, beef or pork.

Quote from Back to the Future Part II

9 Do you know how many alligator pears are sent out of this state every year and told not to come back? -I don't think I do. -All they can get a hold of.

Quote from The Cocoanuts (1929)