26 Movie Quotes about Babysitting (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 18, 2025

Memorable quotes about babysitting, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, that's a tough-looking girl you got with you, man. What are you doing? Trying to pick up a few extra bucks babysitting?

Harrison Ford as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti

2 Why do they call it babysitting? We're not babies. -It is most patronizing.

Roo From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

4 Somebody has to kill the babysitter.

Jim Carrey as Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

5 You want me to babysit a rock? All right, all right. Better than bein' a rock.

Kelly Sheridan as Barbie in Barbie in the Nutcracker

6 We agree that you are a most proficient babysitter. Indubitably.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 You must have a small fortune stashed from babysitting so much.

Donald Pleasence as Dr. Sam Loomis in Halloween (1978)

8 Why, you're not going anywhere, Pooh. You're babysitting the boys while Owl and I go somewhere.

Kanga in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Oh, bother. I don't think I can babysit Roo and Dexter without Roo and Dexter.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

10 I'm just your babysitter. So, when you need your diaper changed... Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

26 Movie Quotes about Babysitting (+ Sound Clips)

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