27 Movie Quotes about Bathing (+ Sound Clips)

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Memorable quotes about bathing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Who did you say was after you? -My mama! She wants to give me a bath!

Roo From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Scrubbly-bubbly. -No! No! I'm too young to bathe!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 You smell all over like soap. You took a bath. And on top of that, you smell all over like a woman.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

4 Men can bathe with women in Japan, but this is China. We don't have this custom. You'd better remember this.

Quote from Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu

5 A bath! But everybody knows baths is bad for you. -Yeah! -Besides, what's wrong with being dirty? -Yeah! -You'll never catch me taking one.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

6 Getting dirty is great! -Yeah! Better than getting some icky old bath.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Paul Winchell as Roo in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 Hey, bathtubs are great! As long as the water stays on the outside.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna go take a nice five hour ice cold bath.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head. -Wrap a hot towel around my head? -And then make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay? -Okay.

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 She's a special pig. Now give her a nice bath.

Freddie Jones as Dallben in The Black Cauldron