Ben Stiller Movie Quotes & Lines – 45 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Ben Stiller, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Did that say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation?

As Alex The Lion in Madagascar

2 No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay? You're not good with the putting words together and their coming out good thing. You keep it shh.

As Alex The Lion in Madagascar

3 What a day. I mean, really, I tell you, it just doesn't get any better than this, you know? Oh! It just did. Even the star's out.

As Alex The Lion in Madagascar

4 I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye on the fly from the deli in the sky!

As Alex The Lion in Madagascar

5 You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!

As Hal L. in Happy Gilmore

6 Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma.

As Hal L. in Happy Gilmore

7 She's super. We're just enjoying some arts and crafts time right now. Grandma's quite a quilter.

As Hal L. in Happy Gilmore

8 Why does man got to pick up sticks against another man, instead of using them sticks to prop a man up?

As Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)

9 Somebody said they were close to me?

As Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)

10 I ain't got a good brain.

As Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)