Benny Hill: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Benny Hill, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 But this is not just an ordinary doll, Your Excellency. You see?

In Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

2 These are our children. For 12 years, we have hidden them here. Look at them. They don't know what a tree looks like, or what it is to run or to laugh in the sunshine. Do you, eh?

In Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

3 Hmm. Your brawn, my brain. I'm not stupid, you know.

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

4 Is that the only advice you have to offer, my friend? Hmm?

In Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

5 She's big. Big.

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

6 Pity people aren't as lovely as flowers, isn't it?

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

7 It's cooperation, isn't it? Like that flagpole out there. The flagpole in the yard.

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

8 I mean, I know if there was a convex mirror up there, 27 degrees vertical, 42 degrees horizontal, I could see straight into Matron's bedroom.

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

9 Are they big? I like them big. -They're enormous. -Really? -Very, very, very big.

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)

10 Would we wear stockings over our heads? -No need for you to. -I'd like that. I could steal one of Matron's, couldn't I?

As Professor Peach in The Italian Job (1969)