Big Tom Callahan: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Big Tom Callahan, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 'Course I could get a hell of a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's _, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

2 Hard hats, gentlemen. Get hit in the head without wearing one of these, they scoop your brains out with a goddamn soup ladle.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

3 Why say 'no' when it feels so good to say 'yes'?

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

4 I could guarantee you all day long, but we both know a guarantee is only as good as the man who writes it.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

5 Eight whiskey sours and I still sell the son of a _. Damn! I'm good.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

6 For God's sake son, will you quit covering your damn eyes!

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

7 We met at a fat-farm spa-resort thing.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

8 Beverly was one of the trainers. In fact, she was the only one of the trainers I didn't wanna plant six feet under a lettuce patch.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

9 I feel like the luckiest man in the world today.

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)

10 See the girl with the diamond ring, she knows how to twist that thing. Oh-oh!

Brian Dennehy in Tommy Boy (1995)