Bruce Campbell: 27 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: May 6, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Bruce Campbell, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Groovy.

In Army of Darkness (1992)

2 A pizza stuffed inside a Turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

3 Here's what I heard: Blah, blah, blah. Science, science, science, bigger.

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

4 And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes. Oh! I know I do.

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

5 It's your choice. Choice. Choice...

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

6 Allow your kids to eat all the junk food they want, in our completely unsupervised Kid Zone!

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

7 All you have to do is make it rain food three meals a day, every day for the foreseeable future,

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

8 I do: Declare these hot dogs to be delicious!

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

9 Geniuses like us are never understood by their fathers.

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

10 This was not well thought out.

As Mayor Shelbourne in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs