Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of funny lines, quotes and sfx from Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988).

Actors: Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny/ Porky Pig / Sylvester)

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1 I am a vampire. -Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra. I'm an umpire.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

2 So tell me, mein fraulein, when did you start hearing these voices? Was it something in your childhood, perhaps? Buried deep in your subconscious mind? Search your memory.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

3 But you weren't smart enough, John, alias Johnnie. Alias Jack. Alias Jackie.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

4 And then there are the numerous fringe benefits, such as our generous employee insurance policies. You may rest assured that if anything happens to you, I'll be well taken care of.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

5 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

6 Yup, the supernatural is a wide-open field. There are any number of crackpots out there who think they've seen a spook or something. It's supply and demand. They supply the ghosts and I demand the money. All of which is safely ensconced herein.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

7 Help! Open the door! Help! I'm locked in with a killer! Ahh! Help! Help! Ahh! Ahh! Help!

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

8 I tell you, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions. All these vampires, zombies and men from Mars traipsing about. The streets aren't safe. Something's got to be done about it.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

9 My company has authorized me to offer, at slashed prices, this complete line of laugh provokers.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

10 My stars. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all. Here, for goodness' sake. Let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame.

— Daffy Duck / Bugs Bunny / Porky Pig / Sylvester (Mel Blanc)

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