Mad Monster Party? (1967) Quotes with Sound Clips

Mad Monster Party? 1967 Poster

The best quotes from Mad Monster Party? (1967), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Boris Karloff (Baron Boris von Frankenstein), Alan Swift (Felix Flanken / Count Dracula/ Yetch), Phyllis Diller (The Monster's Mate)

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1 Right now, I think I'll take a coffin break.

Count Dracula (Alan Swift)

2 When they tell you read page one, read three more and you'll find that the very next day when you are done the group is way behind.

— Baron Boris Von Frankenstein (Boris Karloff)

3 A double-cross! -What did you expect? The Red Cross?

— The Monster'S Mate (Phyllis Diller)

4 I love your eyes. I love your chin. I love the shape they put you in.
5 Madame, I must say you look the picture of decadence.
6 Thank you, my dear. Oh, you know, seeing you every day gives me a great deal of pleasure. If I must say so myself, you are a masterpiece.

— Baron Boris Von Frankenstein (Boris Karloff)

7 What am I not paying you for, Felix?
8 What's the matter with you zombies? Don't just stand there like union gravediggers. Dr. Frankenstein wants you to patrol the island!
9 All right, go fetch, boy! There's a good boy. -That's not a 'good boy.' That was a werewolf!
10 Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night. There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. -I wonder who it was.

— Baron Boris Von Frankenstein (Boris Karloff)

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