If only I could sleep. If only I knew.

4 seconds sound clip from the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:01:07.118 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- The children were nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.

- And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

- Ugh. If only I could sleep. If only I knew.

(CLOCK TICKING)

- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... Well, I'm stirring.

- If only I could sleep. If only I knew.

- We got trouble, the boss and me. Big trouble.

- I mean, how would you feel if it was only three minutes to Christmas, and you didn't know whether?

- As we say when approaching a tall piece of cheddar, better start from the top.

- The trouble began two months ago when the mailman came.

[...]