It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

A Charlie Brown Christmas PosterAudio clips of funny lines and quotes from It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992).

Actors: Jamie E. Smith (Charlie Brown), John Christian Graas (Linus van Pelt), Marnette Patterson (Lucy van Pelt), Phillip Lucier (Peppermint Patty), Lindsay Benesh (Marcie), Mindy Ann Martin (Sally Brown)

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1 Our teacher wants us to read a book during Christmas vacation. Got any suggestions? -On what book to read? -No. On how to get out of it.
2 I'd like to read this book, but I'm kind of afraid. I had a grandfather who didn't think much of reading. He always said if you read too many books, your head would fall off. -You start the first chapter, sir, and I'll hold on to your head.
3 I'm not going to have to read a book. A Tale of Two Cities was just on TV. I watched the movie, so now I won't have to read the book. The only thing I didn't understand were the parts about shampoo, soap, and coffee. -Those were the commercials, sir.
4 Why do they have to spoil Christmas by making us be in plays? -We're on, sir. Let's show them how.
5 Baa! Baa! -I am Gabriel, Mary, and I couldn't hear you because of the sheep.
6 Remember when we were all sitting around the Christmas tree, opening our presents? That's when you said it. It was beautiful. You said: 'Why do we have to be nice to each other only on Christmas? Why can't we be nice to each other every day?'
7 Do you know what you are doing? Don't you realize you're adding to the over-commercializing of Christmas? -Not till I sell one.
8 Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.
9 I want those pretty hands to be warm. But I don't have $25 to buy the gloves. -Send her a nice card and tell her to keep her hands in her pockets.
10 How about Santa's wife? Do you know her name? -Well, sometimes you hear people say her name is Mary Christmas. -Really? That's very interesting. Maybe I'll write to her instead.
 
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