The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

The Brave Little Toaster (1997) poster

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Actors: Deanna Oliver (The Brave Little Toaster), Thurl Ravenscroft (Kirby), Roger Kabler (Radio), Timothy Stack (Lampy), Eric Lloyd (Blanky), Brian Doyle-Murray (Wittgenstein), Andy Milder (Ratso), Alfre Woodard (Maisie)

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1 I don't know how you guys can live with yourselves! -Easy. -We aren't programmed for guilt.
2 One day, I'm conk of the walk. The most sophisticated piece of machinery ever built. And the next, I'm scrap metal. That's why I've been banished to this place with nothing but an old TV and a bunch of rats for company.
3 Ah, pipe down! Any hole is like any other hole. -No, it isn't.
4 And when I get a virus, it spreads everywhere. -Run for the hills! -Not to you. It only happens if you're online.
5 How do you know how to do that? -Monkey see, monkey do. -I knew he was going to say that.
6 How long have you been down here? -Four trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, four hundred fifty million, eight hundred fifty-two thousand, three hundred twelve nanoseconds. Ever since that awful day when when when transistors were invented.
7 I had me a genuine out-of-body experience back there I did. The tunnel. The bright light. The whole ten yards. But I'm back from the other side. Back and better than ever!
8 Look, I'm just made out of tubes, you know? -That's the problem. So am I.
9 Stand back. I'm going to crash. Big time! -What's going on? -Overload Meltdown. Virus.
10 That rap's been foister unto us rats for years. Rats are not dirty! Just like snakes are not wet and slimy.
 
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