54 Movie Quotes about Castles (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Dec 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about castles, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls?

Quote from Army of Darkness (1992)

42 This way, just past Graham Cracker Castle.

Amy Poehler as Joy in Inside Out

43 So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

44 Should you leave these rooms, you will not, by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the castle. It is old and has many bad memories.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

45 Now he lives alone in his castle, high on Miserable Mountain.

Robert Morse as Jack Frost in Jack Frost (1979)

46 People spend their lives building castles in the air and yet they never try to make 'em realities.

Fay Wray as Alice in You Can't Take It with You (1939)

47 I don't see no castle. -That's because you're not looking, idiot!

Christopher Lee as Count Dracula in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

48 I once read these old castles were loaded with traps. -Oh, Velma, don't be silly. That only happens in movies!

Nicole Jaffe as Velma Dinkley; Stefanianna Christopherson as Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

49 He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaargh.

Graham Chapman as Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

50 What a marvelous man he must have been, to state in his will that the castle should always be ready for travelers. -Perhaps we'll get a bill tomorrow.

Christopher Lee as Count Dracula in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

54 Movie Quotes about Castles (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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