Chris Pratt: 33 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Chris Pratt, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I always keep my promises, when they're to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don't.

As Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

2 I look around at us. You know what I see? Losers. I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have. Man, we have. All of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives.

As Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

3 There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

As Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

4 Drink overpriced coffee.

As Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

5 Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person. And, you know, if Batman can't see that, then he's just... Well, he's just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working.

As Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

6 Well, hi there, I'm a cowboy! Bang, bang, bang-bang-bang-bang! Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun. Zap, zap, zap, pow. Zap, pow.

As Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

7 Wear clothes. Oop! I almost forgot that one!

As Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)

8 So, what should we do next? Something good? Something bad? A bit of both?

As Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

9 It's just a negotiation tactic. Trust me, this is my specialty. Where yours is more, stab, stab. Those are my terms.

As Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

10 In fact, I'm not all that smart. And I'm not what you'd call a creative type. Plus generally unskilled. Also scared and cowardly.

As Emmet Brickowski in The Lego Movie (2014)