Christoph Waltz: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Only rumors. -I love rumors! Facts could be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

2 Au revoir, Shosanna!

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

3 (In Italian) Gentlemen, it's a pleasure the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

4 Are you aware of my existence? -Yes. -This is good.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

5 Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they?

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

6 Voila. What's that American expression? If the shoe fits, you must wear it.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

7 Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. My hands to be exact. And they've been waiting a long time to touch you.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

8 And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

9 Bingo! How fun.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds

10 But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand.

As Colonel Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds