84 Movie Quotes about Cigarettes (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: July 6, 2025

Memorable quotes about cigarettes, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.

Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989)

2 Smoke if you got them.

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

3 I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man

4 Has he flipped? That guy needs a cigarette lighter like a moose needs a hat rack.

Lewis Charles in Batman (1966)

5 The cigarettes are harmless, I promise. Smoking is only poisonous when it ends in bloodshed. Think about this.

Tobin Bell as John Kramer Jigsaw in Saw (2004)

6 Here. Have a cigar. Take a few more.

Quote from Cinderella (1950)

7 Do you have a match? -No. -I'll light it on the lamp.

Quote from The Goonies

8 We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blue in The Blues Brothers (1980)

9 Sure. Well, after a meal, there's nothing like a good cigar.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

10 Should we be expecting him any time soon? -Not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out.

Quote from Titanic (1997)