92 Movie Quotes about Cigarettes with AudioUpdated: Sep 29, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I offer him cigar and rum. He will come. Dennis Haysbert as Cerrano in Major League (1989) 2 Smoke if you got them. Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs 3 Has he flipped? That guy needs a cigarette lighter like a moose needs a hat rack. Lewis Charles in Batman (1966) 4 I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man 5 We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980) 6 The cigarettes are harmless, I promise. Smoking is only poisonous when it ends in bloodshed. Think about this. Tobin Bell as John Kramer "Jigsaw"; John Kramer / Jigsaw in Saw (2004) 7 Do you have a match? -No. -I'll light it on the lamp. Quote from The Goonies 8 Here. Have a cigar. Take a few more. Quote from Cinderella (1950) 9 Listen, mister, it's your time. Fifteen minutes ain't long. When that cigarette burns out, your time is up. Jodie Foster as Iris in Taxi Driver (1976) 10 I also got a big shipment in that week. Cigarettes. Chewing gum. Sipping whiskey. Playing cards with naked ladies on them. You name it. Quote from The Shawshank Redemption Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 ► >>