Swiss Miss (1938)

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The best quotes from Swiss Miss (1938 film), with sound clips.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Eric Blore (Edward)

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1 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.
2 We're what? -We're flat broke. -Does that mean we haven't any money?
3 A what? -A monkey. -Well, it doesn't surprise me a bit. If you don't quit drinking that brandy, you'll be seeing pink elephants.
4 And just why should there be more mice here than any place else in the world? -Don't they make more cheese here?
5 Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea? -I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.
6 No apple pie? -No, sir. -Just what kind of a hotel is this?
7 This is not a disguise. This costume is to get me into the mood to write my greatest operetta.
8 Even your own brother wouldn't know you. -I haven't got a brother. -The brother that you haven't got wouldn't even know you.
9 How can you tell? - It's easy. Look at the silly, sloppy look on your face. Look at it.
10 Like you? I love you. Ever since I see you in this hotel, my heart goes bumpety-bump.
 
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