Utopia (1951)

Utopia (1951) posterFind the funniest quotes from the classic 1951 comedy film Utopia (original name: Atoll K), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Stan Laurel (Stan), Oliver Hardy (Ollie), Suzy Delair (Chérie Lamour), Paul Frees (Antoine)

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1 Fine laws! You land monkeys without a passport, and not human beings!
2 How much do I owe you, buddy? -Nothing. -Nothing at all? -Oh, absolutely nothing. This is a free country.
3 Now, listen. If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato and drank your wine, weigh me. -Well, if you didn't, who did?
4 Now, what kind of government do we want? -Very little government would be good, I think. -Without too many laws. -And no passports.
5 The people! Bah! We'll just tell them they're not happy. They're always ready to believe that.
6 Ah! The hunting season's on?
7 Ah! This morning I'm going to prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. -Omelette... Bah!
8 How did you get here? -Well, I guess you might say I was dropped by a witch. -Like the one that rides on a broom? -No. This one used a shotgun.
9 In other words, use your head. -What for? -Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! -You mean one of those with a hole in? -Exactly!
10 My home? I don't know. The whole world ought to be man's country. But for me... Someone seems to have locked all the doors.
 
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