The Pink Panther (1963)

The Pink Panther (1963) posterListen to the funniest quotes from The Pink Panther, accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: David Niven (Sir Charles Lytton), Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Robert Wagner (George Lytton), Capucine (Simone Clouseau), Claudia Cardinale (Princess Dala)

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1 My Stradivarius. -Yes, the porter just brought it in. -I sent it to the village to be repaired. I just hope they know how to fix plastic. -I hope so, too.
2 There you see. If my little pigeon wants a glass of milk she shall have one even if I have to force them to open the kitchen.
3 That's the plan, isn't it? Feed me champagne, break down the inhibitions, and tallyho! No more virgin queen.
4 You have a wonderful smile. -I have a great deal to smile about.
5 You know, I don't understand this. You see, these footprints, they were made by shoes, and they were not made by feet.
6 Aren't you drinking? I don't drink. -Not ever? -I'm quite content with reality. I have no need for escape.
7 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.
8 You're not concerned about what happened. You're worried about what might have happened. That makes you vulnerable. That makes you a woman.
9 I told you I don't drink. -Oh, champagne's not drinking. That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.
10 Any middle-aged bachelor who has never desired the basic rewards of wife and family, and occupies the major portion of his life making one conquest after another, is trying to prove something he can never possibly prove. -What's that? -That he's a man.
 
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