A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips

A Shot in the Dark (1964)

Listen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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Facts, Hercule, facts. Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

I have a plan. -What sort of plan? -A plan that cannot possibly fail.

I know I fell off the sofa, madame. There is no need to tell me. Everything I do is carefully planned, madame. I know that.

Maria Gambrelli did not kill those four people. -Which four people? -The last four people. Someone else killed those four people. I was with her all the time. And whoever he is, he's the same man who killed the first four people.

Prison is bad enough without uncomfortable furniture.

Well, who do you suspect? -I suspect everyone.

When are you going to do something about that terrible furniture in your prison? Hmm? Well, we are not savages. This is not the Middle Ages. I mean, you are running a house of correction, not a torture chamber.

You idiot. You fool. It's a good job I was able to check my reflexes. I might have killed you with a karate chop.

You should get out of these clothes immediately. You'll catch your death of pneumonia, you will. -Yes, yes, I probably will, but it's all part of life's rich pageant, you know.

You're all wet. -What? Oh, yes. -Is it raining? -No, it's just that stupid driver of mine parked too close to the fountain.

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