Duck Soup (1933)

Duck Soup (1933) posterSound clips of funny quotes from Duck Soup (1933), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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1 He's had a change of heart. -A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
2 I give all my time and energy to my duties and what do I get? -You get awfully tiresome after a while.
3 Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. -Why should we have a standing army? -Because then we save money on chairs!
4 Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound. -Really? -Yeah. And the rest of his face don't look so good either.
5 And remember, while you're out there risking life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
6 Have you got a license? -License? No, but my dog, he's got millions of 'em.
7 Hey! You wanna be a public nuisance? -Sure, how much does the job pay?
8 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
9 Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.
10 What is it? -General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. -Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate soda, and a half a glass of water. -Yes, sir.
 
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