At War with the Army (1950)

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Voice quotes of the funniest moments from the film At War with the Army (1950), which can be used for learning english, as ringtones, to give funny replies to your friends on social networks etc.

Actors: Dean Martin (Sgt. Puccinelli), Jerry Lewis (Alvin Korwin)

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1 I've got work to do. This ain't no poolroom. No? I could have sworn I just saw an eight-ball.
2 Cut his throat? -Nah, he just nicked a little but he bled like a stuck pig.
3 How come you didn't shave today? -No one said I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing.
4 Yeah, I'm going to jab his head off. Where do you want the body sent? -Send it to his parents. Your body!
5 All right, go ahead, ask him. But watch how you ask him. In a nice way. Use a little diplomacy.
6 Except one day she started to talk and I found out how dumb she was. You know that dame is really 60 cents short.
7 Got a cigarette? - No, I quit. Can't afford it.
8 Hey Sarge, you need me for anything? -No, take two weeks off.
9 I ain't going to stop drinking, until she starts looking good to me.
10 She doesn't look it, but she just switched from beer to candy.
 
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