Coach Carr: 7 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Coach Carr, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

2 At your age, you're gonna be having a lot of urges. You're gonna want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

3 Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise?

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

4 Okay, everybody take some rubbers.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

5 I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

6 The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party. They've been inseparable ever since.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

7 Hey, I pulled these two off each other.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)