Coach Carr Movie Quotes & Lines – 7 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 21, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Coach Carr, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

2 At your age, you're gonna be having a lot of urges. You're gonna want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

3 Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise?

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

4 Okay, everybody take some rubbers.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

5 I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

6 The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party. They've been inseparable ever since.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)

7 Hey, I pulled these two off each other.

Dwayne Hill in Mean Girls (2004)