Coach Red Beaulieu: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Coach Red Beaulieu, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

2 So allow me to say this to you one more time: You're fired.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

3 Officer, get her little country _ outta here.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

4 I may have a couple squirreled away in there for a rainy day.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

5 You're fired!

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

6 Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey? I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

7 Your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

8 However, assault with a deadly weapon, very, very serious offense.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

9 I'm gonna have this book, one way or another.

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)

10 So, you might as well let the thing go, 'cause if you don't, it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical here. And I don't think you want that, do you?

Jerry Reed in The Waterboy (1998)