Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard), Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff, you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use... Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR.

All those races I won, that was for you, you know that? I did just like you told me: If you ain't first, you're last.

And you don't win for anybody else, you win for you. You know why? Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?

As William Blake wrote, The cut worm forgives the plow.

But I just wanted you to know that, if you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.

Come face your destroyer? Listen to how I sound. I sound like a massive prick.

Duh. But the question is, should the reader feel relief or sadness at the passing of the old South?

Everyone, turn away. Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises.