Office Space Quotes with Sound Clips

Office Space

Sound clips of funny quotes and memorable lines from the Office Space movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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Could I come home and think that I've been fishing all day, or something?

I asked for a Mai Tai, and they brought me a pina colada. And I said no salt... no salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it.

I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it!

I know you had this religious experience or whatever the hell that was, but you'd better snap out of it and get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.

I love Kung Fu.

I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

Is he okay? -Sort of. He broke both his wrists, legs, couple of ribs, his back.

No, wait wait a minute. Look. You just give us the name of one drug dealer. I mean, I could talk to him. I have good networking skill.

So you're going to fire Michael and Samir and you're going to give me more money?

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