The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Dictator (2012)

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of cocksucker, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of cocksucker underneath.

I will tell you what democracy is! Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.

And please stop using that organic deodorant. You could gas the Kurds with that stench.

How much do you charge for assassinations?

I swear, I don't even like her at all. She has the body shape of a 14-year-old boy.

I'll talk for 14 hours! And three of those will be untranslatable. Literally, baby noises.

Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right? I took a feminist clown workshop once.

She offered me a job. Can you imagine that? Me? Working?

The police here are such fascists! -Yeah, right, and not in a good way.

Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck? And they accuse me of being an international criminal?

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