Team America: World Police Quotes with Sound Clips

Team America: World Police

Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from Team America: World Police (2004 film). The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)

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You stupid, naive Team Americans. You berieve in true rove and happy endings even while the world around you spirals downward.

We will persuade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.

I'm so ronery, so ronery. So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, just me onry sitting on my rittle throne.

In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.

Now that the world is going to be run peacefully, we should all drive hybrid cars.

We've all done action films. If anyone tries to get in our way, we'll show them just how tough us actors really are.

Gary has already proven to me that he is one hundred percent committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock.

I'm afraid your world is over... in five minutes.

My acting? My acting? My acting just got a thousand people killed. Jesus, I've done it again.

My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. -Nobody does.

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