The Cable Guy (1996)

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The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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1 When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.
2 Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico. Okay? They just don't have the regulations.
3 Oh, I see. We're playing prison rules, huh?
4 We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV and I think I saw the loophole in your case.
5 Why should I help you? I gave you free cable. What have you ever done for me?
6 Can you hold on a second? I have call waiting.
7 Erection? -No. But thanks for noticing.
8 You know, the trouble with real life is... there's no danger music.
9 By the way, You might want to put on a bathing suit. Because you'll be channel surfing in no time.
10 I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
 
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