Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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And the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a threeheaded serpent!

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And the whoring shall be on the head of Addius.

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And things started to grow on young Brian and so he was certainly no... no girl named Brian, not a girl named Brian.

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And throughout the lands there'll be a great rubbing of parts.

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And what have they ever given us in return? -The aqueduct. -What? -The aqueduct. -Oh, yeah, yeah. They did give us that. That's true, yeah.

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And, of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail.

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Any questions?

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Anyway, get on with the story. -Well, I knew she never really liked him, so I just...

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Apparently, he's going to inherit the earth. -Did anyone catch his name?

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Are there any women here today?

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