Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all, for scientific experiments.

Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say, 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.'

A tiger? -A tiger? -A tiger in Africa? -Hmm? -A tiger in Africa? -Ah, well, it's probably escaped from a zoo. -Doesn't sound very likely to me.

Any idea how it happened? -None whatsoever. Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now, one sock too many.

Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

Is it a boy or a girl? -I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

Been in the wars, have we? -Yes. -Any headache? Bowels all right?

But I can't be really sad, 'cause you see, I feel that life's a game. You sometimes win or lose, and though I may be down right now, at least I don't work for Jews.

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