Listen, pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell?
8 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:22:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Of course, that might not do any good.
- You see, nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken.
- The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth, and a triangular thoracic fin...
- But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about you. Your attention to detail.
- Listen, pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell?
- Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. But thank you for asking.
- Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Alrighty, then.
- Excuse me. Is Greg here? Thank you.
[...]
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Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino
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