Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio samples can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino

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21 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

22 But I doubt very much if he could find the time, during his busy schedule, to get rid of big old Mr. Knish.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

23 But if I am mistaken, if the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be... then, my friend she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

24 For instance, if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVll.

25 Excuse me. I'd like to _ you a few questions.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

26 And somebody get me some coffee.

— Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle (Sean Young)

27 Do not go in there. Whoo!

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

28 Find the fish or find new jobs!

29 First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's _ and became insanely jealous.

— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

30 Look, lady, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way.

— (Dan Marino)

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