Airplane (1980) Quotes with Sound Clips

Download or listen to voice quotes and sound clips sampled from the movie Airplane (1980). All waveform samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Robert Hays (Ted Striker), Julie Hagerty (Elaine Dickinson), Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

3 more actors

, Peter Graves (Capt. Clarence Oveur), Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey), Robert Stack (Capt. Rex Kramer)

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1 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

— Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)

2 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

— Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)

3 Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. Just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

— Capt. Rex Kramer (Robert Stack)

4 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot?

— Capt. Clarence Oveur (Peter Graves)

5 Oh, my God! The automatic pilot, it's deflating!

— Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)

6 Cream? -No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.

7 He's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, the head honcho, number...

— Capt. Rex Kramer (Robert Stack)

8 Headquarters! What is it? -Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

— Ted Striker (Robert Hays), Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)

9 Mr. Striker, I know nothing about flying, but there's one thing I do know. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it.

— Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen)

10 A hospital, what is it? -It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.

— Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen)

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