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Airplane (1980) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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Download or listen to voice quotes and sound clips sampled from the movie Airplane (1980). All waveform samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Robert Hays (Ted Striker), Julie Hagerty (Elaine Dickinson), Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

3 more actors, Peter Graves (Capt. Clarence Oveur), Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey), Robert Stack (Capt. Rex Kramer)

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31 What kind of plane is it? -Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.

32 Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes, and that coat. Jesus!

33 Would you like something to read? -Do you have anything light? -How about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

34 He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. Yes, birds too.

— Capt. Rex Kramer (Robert Stack)

35 Don't be a fool, Striker. You know what a landing like this means. You more than anybody.

36 I have been patient, and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.

— Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)

37 Jive-_ dude don't got no brains, anyhow.

38 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

— Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)

39 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

— Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges)

40 Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year. We'll have a big parade. We'll serve hot hors d'oeuvres.

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