Sir, I'm not a soldier. And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. You can punch out now. Move on, let it go.

— Steve Dodds (David Spade)

12 seconds sound clip from the Black Sheep (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:55:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yes, my brother has some problems, but who doesn't?

- And I just wanna say... I love my brother, Mike, and I am very proud of him.

- And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest when compared to the problems facing our great state. And those are the problems that I am interested in!

- Get her, Al.

- You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy. What the hell are you doing in my perimeter?

- Sir, I'm not a soldier. And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week, but the war is over. You can punch out now. Move on, let it go.

- Who told you that?

- Charlie. I just talked to Charlie and he's not mad at you anymore.

- So let's call off Operation One of Us is Crazy and go our separate ways.

- Don't get smart with me!

- If you don't tell me who sent you on this mission, I'm easily within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice.

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