Kindergarten Cop Quotes with Sound Clips

Download free sound bites of voice quotes and dialogue one liners from the Kindergarten Cop movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Detective John Kimble), Pamela Reed (Detective Phoebe O'Hara)

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1 I wish I was a kindergarten teacher, but I'm not. I'm a cop. That's all I know how to be.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

2 There is no bathroom!

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

3 Where am I going? I don't quite know. What does it matter where people go?

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

4 I like you, Cindy. I'm going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

5 Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like you.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

6 It's time now to turn this mush into muscles.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

7 Let's just say I'm not going to offer to cook her dinner.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

8 Our forefathers brought... Four fathers? Did Lincoln have four fathers?

9 I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

10 Don't you know the building is on fire?

— Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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