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I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing.

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10 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, not all chicks.

- Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

- Good point.

- Well, what about you now, what would you do?

- Besides two chicks at the same time?

- Well, yeah.- Nothing.

- Nothin', huh?

- I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing.

- Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

- Corporate Accounts Payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment.... (2)

- So, you should ask yourself: With every decision you make, is this good for the company? Am I helping with...

- Is that the guy?

- Yeah. We're screwed.

- Okay, then,... I'd like to go ahead and welcome a new member to our team here.

[...]

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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