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Illegal? Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn't Riyadh. You know, they're not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?

13 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:50:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Look, I have to leave now, okay? I have to get my résumé ready.

- Get your résumé ready? For what? For another job where they can just fire you for no reason?

- That's right! If I'm lucky!

- Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?

- Yes, Peter! But I'm not going to do anything illegal.

- Illegal? Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn't Riyadh. You know, they're not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?

- The worst they would ever do is, they would put you, for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort.

- Shit, we should be so lucky!

- Do you know they have conjugal visits there?

- Really? (2)

- Yes.

[...]

Office Space Sound Clip

Office Space (1999) Poster

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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