Shit. I'm a free man, I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
6 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:50:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Shit, we should be so lucky!
- Do you know they have conjugal visits there?
- Yes.
- Shit. I'm a free man, I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
- This thing is actually pretty fail-safe.
- You came here looking for a land of opportunity and this is the knock of that opportunity.
- I have a question. In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
[...]
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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)
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