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Tomorrow's your last day. You have two options: unemployment or early retirement. What's it gonna be?

10 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yes.

- Shit. I'm a free man, I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

- So, what do you think?

- This thing is actually pretty fail-safe.

- You came here looking for a land of opportunity and this is the knock of that opportunity.

- Tomorrow's your last day. You have two options: unemployment or early retirement. What's it gonna be?

- I have a question. In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

- Yep. You sure can.

- Okay, I'll do it.

- That's what I'm talking about when I talk about...

- How about we discuss the plan, okay?

[...]

Office Space Sound Clip

Office Space (1999) Poster

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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