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Audio quotes of the funniest Old School movie lines, in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Luke Wilson (Mitch), Will Ferrell (Frank The Tank), Vince Vaughn (Beanie), Jeremy Piven (Dean Pritchard), Juliette Lewis (Heidi)

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21 A loophole? -Yes. Well, it's interesting, sir. As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork. It's quite an anomaly.

22 I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing. All you got to do is say earmuffs to him. Then you can say, _, _, _, whatever you want. -_. Balls.

— Beanie (Vince Vaughn)

23 I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?

24 I'm sorry, is that funny? Are you a standup comic? Is that what you do now?

— Dean Pritchard (Jeremy Piven)

25 Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.

— Beanie (Vince Vaughn)

26 No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.

— Frank The Tank (Will Ferrell)

27 Not so good. Please, what are you doing? You're not Romulus sucking on the teats of the mother wolf. If you know your Greek mythology.

28 This guy's playing hardball. I got to say, I'm kind of impressed by him.

— Beanie (Vince Vaughn)

29 Well done. Why don't you get me a fresh beer? -You serious? -Now! Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-_!

— Frank The Tank (Will Ferrell)

30 Well, do you want me to be honest, or you want me to tell you this is the first time?

— Heidi (Juliette Lewis)

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