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I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides.

5 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:50:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You didn't like me?

- No! But you liked him so much I like you now.

- High five! Seriously, I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us, for real?

- We should all be best friends.

- We should be.

- Seriously. You guys are, like, both of my best friends. And you didn't know it. Now you know it, we'll all be best friends.

- You know what we should get. You know, those hearts that break up, and it's like 'best friends'? We should get a three-way one of those, man.

- I don't know if they fuckin' make those.

- We should make the first one.

- I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides.

- I know we've gone over this, like, again and again, but, like, 1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please. I know I've fucked up...

- I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry.

- I know that I was an asshole. I hope I redeemed myself with you.

- And I know me and you had our deal.

- We've had some times.

[...]

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Pineapple Express Sound Clip

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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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