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It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

4 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:05:05 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You fucking did it, man. You are a good salesman. You got it in you, man.

- I'm about to go get some celebratory Slushees.

- Yeah, get some snaks. Get some burritos or something, I don't know. Something to drink too. Something good.

- See you, man. Nice.

(POLICE SIREN)

- Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts. Don't move. What's in your hand? What's in your hand?

- It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

- Come here. Right here.

- I was just smoking this... I thought it was decriminalized, to be honest with you. I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.

- Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized.

- Okay. I understand that.

- I'm the liaison officer for this school. And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here with their eyes as red as the devil's dick.

[...]

Pineapple Express Sound Clip

Pineapple Express poster

Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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