But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
12 seconds sound clip from the Team America: World Police movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:58:06 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes.
- But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
- So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
- All right, that does it. Get out of here, you drunk lowlife.
- Lisa! Lisa. Lisa, are you here?
- Get out of the street, you fucking bum! You gave up on life, didn't you?
- My fellow actors, we live in a dark time.
[...]
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Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)
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